hey i’m mons, i really like eyes and the color green!! you can read my carrd if you want to know more. anyway i’m on this hellsite way too often, but you can also find me on twitter. i have a wishlist if you’re feeling generous.

mutuals are welcome to levitate menacingly towards me any time 💚

when random articles try to give me Fun Facts about barbie but i’ve been collecting for over a decade

tryclops:

socal friends WHOMST wants to watch barbie together 🥺

please

bogleech:

at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac

speedlimit15:

popses:

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

herpsandbirds:

Blue-spotted Salamander (Ambystoma laterale), family Ambystomatidae, NE United States

• This species readily hybridizes with other closely related species. It’s difficult to tell whether you have a hybrid or a pure bred blue spotted salamander, upon visual inspection.

photograph by Bob Hamilton

gnymd3:

cat boy

skiplo-wave:

“ We want two tickets for Barbie!”
“ And oppenheimer.”

honeybyte:

, well,

ceilingfan5:

I love mixed metaphors? that horse has sailed. don’t pick your battles before they hatch. let sleeping dogs out of the bag.

identifying-cars-in-posts:

cerayanay:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

t-counter:

evilwizard:

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

socal friends WHOMST wants to watch barbie together 🥺

inganikki:

slab-o-meat:

this is my favorite pop team epic

I want to write about the lore regarding the guy in the third panel:

You guys are right that the guy eating food IS the dad from Crayon Shin-Chan. There is an official spin-off that is a gourmet manga starring Shin-Chan’s dad.

The silent man in the third panel is a reference to a certain artist on Pixiv who became a meme because he kept posting gay fanart of himself together with Shin-Chan’s dad, titled “Hiroshi Nohara and me”. Sadly it seems like his account is deleted now.

Anyways that’s the lore! The more you know!

bugcowboyart:

The Sixth house makes grey look good.

For Pal all three are GtN/HtN fits

For Cam #2 and #3 are GtN fits, while variations of #1 are for As Yet Unsent and NtN (also with an overcoat not pictured)

bugcowboyart:

Happy Trans Day of Visibility— I wanted to celebrate by putting these two together in one post!

I’m a proud trans artist and I love celebrating trans people in my art!

bugcowboyart:

bugcowboyart:

//The Nine Houses//

All my Necromancer and Cavalier Primary portraits together in one post. Now I guess it’s time to draw them some bodies or something!

“What do Marta the Second, Naberius the Third, Jeannemary the Fourth, Magnus the Fifth, Camilla the Sixth, Protesilaus the Seventh, Colum the Eighth, and Gideon the Ninth all have in common?” You could have heard a hair flutter to the floor. Everyone stared, poker-faced, in the thick ensuing silence.

Magnus looked pleased with himself. “The same middle name!”

Including the alt art in this thread—

Left is Cytherea and puppet Pro, and Right is Harrow and Ortus Nigenad.